{"id":13234,"date":"2016-10-12T15:59:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T19:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13234"},"modified":"2016-10-12T15:59:21","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T19:59:21","slug":"trump-unshackled-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/10\/12\/trump-unshackled-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"When Exactly Was Trump Shackled? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Does anyone remember Donald Trump being shackled? Me neither. <\/p>\n

And yet here’s Trump on Twitter: \u201cIt is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me<\/a> and I can now fight for America the way I want to.\u201d<\/p>\n

It’s time for a two-verse limerick. (5 Lines just aren’t enough.)<\/p>\n

Now that Trump’s been “unshackled,” beware:
\nDonald’s free to be mean as a bear.
\nTrump the “gentleman’s” done.
\nTrump the tough guy’s begun;
\nThat’s his threat in an effort to scare.<\/p>\n

But this taunt leaves me rather amused,
\nBecause Donald has constantly oozed
\nSpiteful bile on the stump.
\nTrump has ALWAYS been Trump,
\nSpewing lies that are venom-infused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Does anyone remember Donald Trump being shackled? Me neither. And yet here’s Trump on Twitter: \u201cIt is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.\u201d It’s time for a two-verse limerick. (5 Lines just aren’t enough.) Now that Trump’s been “unshackled,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,96,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2793,702,2736],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13234"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13234"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13247,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13234\/revisions\/13247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}