{"id":132,"date":"2007-07-17T18:42:45","date_gmt":"2007-07-17T22:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/17\/yet-another-filibuster-song-parody-the-full-a-bluster-song\/"},"modified":"2007-07-18T01:39:07","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T05:39:07","slug":"yet-another-filibuster-song-parody-the-full-a-bluster-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/07\/17\/yet-another-filibuster-song-parody-the-full-a-bluster-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Filibuster Song Parody (The Full-a-Bluster Song)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when the Republican majority flipped out at the mere whisper of the word <em>filibuster<\/em>? Remember when GOPers led by Bill Frist, Mitch McConnell, and Trent Lott threatened the <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/2007\/07\/17\/filibuster-conservatives\/\">&#8220;nuclear option&#8221; if Democrats had the audacity to filibuster any of George Bush&#8217;s extremist judicial nominees?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those were heady days back then, when Republicans would scream &#8220;Up or down vote!&#8221; and decry Democrats as &#8220;obstructionists,&#8221; and the media would obediently parrot their condemnations. Oh yes &#8230; and the Democrats caved and failed to filibuster, giving us a whole slew of rightwingnut federal judges who will haunt us for many decades to come.<\/p>\n<p>Well now that the Republicans are the minority party <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/07\/16\/AR2007071601597.html\">they just love the filibuster and have conveniently forgotten that they ever condemned it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Back when filibusters were &#8220;bad,&#8221; I wrote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/notable01_05b.html#05_16_05\">a filibuster song parody<\/a> to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saturn-soft.net\/Music\/Music1\/MIDI\/Children\/alouette.mid\">French-Canadian children&#8217;s song Alouette.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0Somehow it seems like a good time for a new set of lyrics to the same tune:<\/p>\n<p>The Full-a-Bluster Song<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Filibuster.<br \/>\nBan the filibuster!&#8221;<br \/>\nAncient bluster<br \/>\nfrom the GOP.<\/p>\n<p>With a Dem majority<br \/>\nRepublicans think differently:<br \/>\n&#8220;Great device!<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t it nice.<br \/>\nBlocks Dem bills!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re all on ice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Filibuster<br \/>\nSuddenly has luster.<br \/>\nGrand Old Party&#8217;s<br \/>\nHack Hypocrisy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/musichumor.html\">more of my political song parodies here.<\/a>)[tags]Filibuster, GOP Hypocrisy, Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, Bill Frist, Song Parody, Republicans, Iraq War, Nuclear Option, Up Or Down Vote, Obstructionism, Judicial Nominees[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when the Republican majority flipped out at the mere whisper of the word filibuster? Remember when GOPers led by Bill Frist, Mitch McConnell, and Trent Lott threatened the &#8220;nuclear option&#8221; if Democrats had the audacity to filibuster any of George Bush&#8217;s extremist judicial nominees? Those were heady days back then, when Republicans would scream [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,25,89,38,20,19,11,3,9,12,4,60,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress","category-constitution-humor","category-filibuster-humor","category-foreign-policy","category-gop-humor","category-iraq-war","category-legislation","category-politics","category-republicans","category-senate","category-song-parodies","category-trent-lott","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}