{"id":13180,"date":"2016-10-06T21:17:04","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T01:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13180"},"modified":"2016-10-06T21:17:38","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T01:17:38","slug":"pence-womens-health-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/10\/06\/pence-womens-health-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Judge A Bloke By His Mild-Mannered Cover!  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Pence is even worse on women&#8217;s health issues than I thought: As a Congressman, it was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vox.com\/identities\/2016\/10\/6\/13174852\/mike-pence-trump-vp-debate-abortion-women-dangerous\">Pence who introduced the first bill to block Planned Parenthood funding<\/a>. He even fathered the Republican habit of blocking essential bills and threatening government shutdowns over defunding Planned Parenthood.  So it&#8217;s time for a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s a sexist, we rail and we fret,<br \/>\nBut here&#8217;s something we&#8217;d best not forget:<br \/>\nPence invented the scheme<br \/>\nV. Planned Parenthood. Scream<br \/>\nTo the rafters: &#8220;Mike Pence is a threat!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Pence is even worse on women&#8217;s health issues than I thought: As a Congressman, it was Pence who introduced the first bill to block Planned Parenthood funding. He even fathered the Republican habit of blocking essential bills and threatening government shutdowns over defunding Planned Parenthood. So it&#8217;s time for a limerick: Trump&#8217;s a sexist, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[182,1820,72,1550,21,121,20,52,1362,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2823,2730,192,194,839,2882,1806,2681],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13180"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13180"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13202,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13180\/revisions\/13202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}