{"id":13118,"date":"2016-09-22T16:09:55","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T20:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=13118"},"modified":"2016-09-22T16:09:55","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T20:09:55","slug":"trump-low-bar-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/09\/22\/trump-low-bar-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To The Press (3-Verse)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will the media (including debate moderators) finally do its job during the upcoming presidential debates? My 3-verse open limerick to the press begs the media to do exactly that:<\/p>\n<p>Dear press, that low bar you employ<br \/>\nJudging Trump must be raised. Don&#8217;t be coy.<br \/>\nIf he hides some bad traits<br \/>\nIn these crucial debates,<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t applaud Donald&#8217;s &#8220;pivot&#8221; with joy!<\/p>\n<p>If he fails to behave like a clown<br \/>\nAnd he brings his high lying rate down,<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t act like a mad man,<br \/>\nOr Trump-bus&#8217;ness ad man,<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t hand him a pageantry crown.<\/p>\n<p>Stop pretending that Trump&#8217;s not an ass.<br \/>\nStop giving The Donald a pass.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time to admit<br \/>\nThat he&#8217;s clearly unfit<br \/>\nTo be prez. Do your job! Show some brass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will the media (including debate moderators) finally do its job during the upcoming presidential debates? My 3-verse open limerick to the press begs the media to do exactly that: Dear press, that low bar you employ Judging Trump must be raised. Don&#8217;t be coy. If he hides some bad traits In these crucial debates, Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,124,1550,21,20,26,6,7,3,9],"tags":[192,325,2897,1924,194,1373,275,240,205],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13118"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13118"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13127,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13118\/revisions\/13127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}