{"id":12916,"date":"2016-07-29T17:45:32","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T21:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12916"},"modified":"2016-07-29T17:45:32","modified_gmt":"2016-07-29T21:45:32","slug":"trump-humor-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/07\/29\/trump-humor-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Imaginary Dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Imaginary (but frighteningly plausible) dialogue:<\/p>\n

Mom:<\/strong> “How was school today?”<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> “Some kids said really mean things about me! And you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to hit \u2019em — especially one real little guy.”<\/p>\n

Mom:<\/strong> “I didn’t raise you to run around hitting people.”<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> “But they were mean to me! Especially the little one!”<\/p>\n

Mom:<\/strong> “And don’t make fun of short people!”<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> “I wanted to hit this one guy so hard, his head would spin, and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”<\/p>\n

Mom:<\/strong> “Last warning! If you don’t stop reading Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, I’m taking away your iPhone!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Imaginary (but frighteningly plausible) dialogue: Mom: “How was school today?” Son: “Some kids said really mean things about me! And you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to hit \u2019em — especially one real little guy.” Mom: “I didn’t raise you to run around hitting people.” Son: “But they were mean to me! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,2137,6,7,3,9],"tags":[192,2897,1924,194,2136,2719,2720],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12916"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12916"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12927,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12916\/revisions\/12927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}