Dear Donald, you once would extol
\nYour rankings in poll after poll.
\nYou’d brag and you’d gloat
\nAnd you’d proudly emote
\nAbout numbers you loved, heart and soul.<\/p>\n
But now that you’re deep in the hole,
\nWith low poll numbers taking their toll,
\nYou scream and you swear
\nThat they’re fake and unfair–
\nOnce a poll-touter, now a poll troll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dear Donald, you once would extol Your rankings in poll after poll. You’d brag and you’d gloat And you’d proudly emote About numbers you loved, heart and soul. But now that you’re deep in the hole, With low poll numbers taking their toll, You scream and you swear That they’re fake and unfair– Once a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,96,6,7,3,90,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2793,1716],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12855"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12862,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855\/revisions\/12862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}