{"id":12826,"date":"2016-06-22T21:56:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-23T01:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12826"},"modified":"2016-06-22T21:59:10","modified_gmt":"2016-06-23T01:59:10","slug":"trumpfake-cuff-links-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/06\/22\/trumpfake-cuff-links-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Limerick Ode To Fake Diamond Cuff links"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was amused to learn that Trump has been <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2016\/06\/21\/trump-has-been-giving-out-fake-diamond-cuff-links-for-years\/\">duping friends with fake diamond cuff link gifts<\/a> for years. <\/p>\n<p>Fake cuff links &#8212; my favorite gift&#8211;<br \/>\nVery key to maintaining my thrift.<br \/>\n&#8220;They&#8217;re fine diamonds,&#8221; I say<br \/>\nWhen I give them away.<br \/>\nNo one&#8217;s miffed; friends don&#8217;t know they&#8217;ve been stiffed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was amused to learn that Trump has been duping friends with fake diamond cuff link gifts for years. Fake cuff links &#8212; my favorite gift&#8211; Very key to maintaining my thrift. &#8220;They&#8217;re fine diamonds,&#8221; I say When I give them away. No one&#8217;s miffed; friends don&#8217;t know they&#8217;ve been stiffed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12826"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12826"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12842,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12826\/revisions\/12842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}