{"id":12748,"date":"2016-05-30T22:05:14","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T02:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12748"},"modified":"2016-05-30T22:05:14","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T02:05:14","slug":"trump-wallaby-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/05\/30\/trump-wallaby-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump Boosts Pet Wallaby Sales?  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to this strange interview, Republican Kelly Maher, a political analyst, is so depressed by Donald Trump that she bought a <a href=\" http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2016\/05\/republican-analyst-gets-emotional-support\">pet wallaby for emotional support.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>About Trump, Kelly&#8217;s very upset.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s so jumpy, she got a new pet<br \/>\nTo help with her sadness<br \/>\nAnd wall off the madness.<br \/>\nWill a Wallaby help her not fret?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this strange interview, Republican Kelly Maher, a political analyst, is so depressed by Donald Trump that she bought a pet wallaby for emotional support. About Trump, Kelly&#8217;s very upset. She&#8217;s so jumpy, she got a new pet To help with her sadness And wall off the madness. Will a Wallaby help her not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,26,6,7,3,9],"tags":[192,2897,194,2706],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12748"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12760,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12748\/revisions\/12760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}