{"id":12611,"date":"2016-05-16T17:21:48","date_gmt":"2016-05-16T21:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12611"},"modified":"2016-05-16T17:37:01","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T21:37:01","slug":"trump-headline-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/05\/16\/trump-headline-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Headline Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep seeing headlines like this: &#8220;Trump Reversal on Fundraising Not Hurting Him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to make up some headlines of my own:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trump Reversal on CHANGING HIS GENDER Not Hurting Him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trump Reversal on KIDNAPPING POLO PONIES Not Hurting Him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trump Reversal on EVICTING CALIFORNIA Not Hurting Him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to create your own fake (yet almost plausible) Trump headlines using this format:<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Trump Reversal on {BLANK BLANK} Not Hurting Him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You may either use your own words, or choose one word from &#8220;Group 1&#8221; and one word from &#8220;Group 2.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nGroup 1: <\/strong><br \/>\nAbusing<br \/>\nAdopting<br \/>\nAppointing<br \/>\nArresting<br \/>\nBanishing<br \/>\nBanning<br \/>\nBeating<br \/>\nBerating<br \/>\nBilking<br \/>\nBorrowing<br \/>\nBribing<br \/>\nBuilding<br \/>\nBurying<br \/>\nChanging<br \/>\nCheating<br \/>\nComplimenting<br \/>\nCuring<br \/>\nDeclaring<br \/>\nDecorating<br \/>\nDemolishing<br \/>\nDestroying<br \/>\nDisclosing<br \/>\nDonating<br \/>\nDrooling<br \/>\nEnvy<br \/>\nEvicting<br \/>\nFiring<br \/>\nForgiving<br \/>\nFreeing<br \/>\nHacking<br \/>\nHelping<br \/>\nHiding<br \/>\nHumiliating<br \/>\nImpeaching<br \/>\nIncorporation<br \/>\nInsulting<br \/>\nInventing<br \/>\nKidnapping<br \/>\nNegotiating<br \/>\nKilling<br \/>\nLampooning<br \/>\nLegalizing<br \/>\nLocking Up<br \/>\nLowering<br \/>\nLying<br \/>\nManipulating<br \/>\nMarauding<br \/>\nMocking<br \/>\nMortgaging<br \/>\nMourning<br \/>\nSelling<br \/>\nOccupying<br \/>\nOrdering<br \/>\nOutlawing<br \/>\nPardoning<br \/>\nPillaging<br \/>\nPraising<br \/>\nPromoting<br \/>\nPunishing<br \/>\nRaging<br \/>\nRaising<br \/>\nRaping<br \/>\nRefinancing<br \/>\nRenaming<br \/>\nRenting Out<br \/>\nRevolting<br \/>\nRewarding<br \/>\nSlaughtering<br \/>\nSmoking<br \/>\nShooting<br \/>\nStrangling<br \/>\nSubdividing<br \/>\nSuing<br \/>\nSwitching<br \/>\nTearing Down<br \/>\nTorturing<br \/>\nUnburying<br \/>\nVoting<br \/>\nWinning<br \/>\nWorshiping<\/p>\n<p><strong>Group 2<\/strong>:<br \/>\nAmazon<br \/>\nAnimal Sacrifice<br \/>\nArt Museums<br \/>\nAsians<br \/>\nAssets<br \/>\nBankers<br \/>\nBankruptcy<br \/>\nBathrooms<br \/>\nBen Carson<br \/>\nBernie<br \/>\nBezos<br \/>\nBirth Certificate<br \/>\nBlood<br \/>\nBrand<br \/>\nBudget<br \/>\nBuilder<br \/>\nBums<br \/>\nCabinet Member<br \/>\nCalifornia<br \/>\nCanaries<br \/>\nCheapskates<br \/>\nCheater<br \/>\nChina<br \/>\nClinton<br \/>\nClouds<br \/>\nClown<br \/>\nCollege<br \/>\nConspiracy<br \/>\nCorpses<br \/>\nCourt<br \/>\nCrickets<br \/>\nDNC<br \/>\nDebate<br \/>\nDebt<br \/>\nDefendant<br \/>\nDemocrats<br \/>\nDisclosure<br \/>\nDonations<br \/>\nDope<br \/>\nElection Fraud<br \/>\nElephants<br \/>\nExecutive Orders<br \/>\nFairness<br \/>\nFigure Skating<br \/>\nFlautists<br \/>\nGender<br \/>\nGhosts<br \/>\nGod<br \/>\nGolf Course<br \/>\nGOP<br \/>\nHaters<br \/>\nHealth Care<br \/>\nHeathens<br \/>\nHillary<br \/>\nHistory<br \/>\nHouse<br \/>\nIllegals<br \/>\nImmigrants<br \/>\nImmigration<br \/>\nInsurance<br \/>\nIran<br \/>\nIraq<br \/>\nIsrael<br \/>\nJews<br \/>\nJustice<br \/>\nKindergarten<br \/>\nLatinos<br \/>\nLawyers<br \/>\nLiars<br \/>\nLitigation<br \/>\nLoans<br \/>\nLoser<br \/>\nMars<br \/>\nMath<br \/>\nMedia<br \/>\nMedicare<br \/>\nMegyn Kelly<br \/>\nMen<br \/>\nMental Illness<br \/>\nMexico<br \/>\nMiss Universe<br \/>\nModels<br \/>\nMonkeys<br \/>\nMonopoly<br \/>\nMoron<br \/>\nMosquitos<br \/>\nMuslims<br \/>\nNeanderthals<br \/>\nNegotiator<br \/>\nNew York<br \/>\nObama<br \/>\nOboe Players<br \/>\nOrder<br \/>\nParties<br \/>\nPaul Ryan<br \/>\nPeace<br \/>\nPenis<br \/>\nPenis Envy<br \/>\nPlaintiff<br \/>\nPluto<br \/>\nPolls<br \/>\nPolo<br \/>\nPonies<br \/>\nPorn<br \/>\nPress<br \/>\nPrison<br \/>\nPrivacy<br \/>\nProtesters<br \/>\nPutin<br \/>\nRain<br \/>\nReal Estate<br \/>\nRepublicans<br \/>\nRespect<br \/>\nRevolution<br \/>\nRNC<br \/>\nRunning Mate<br \/>\nRussia<br \/>\nScience<br \/>\nSecrets<br \/>\nSenate<br \/>\nShadows<br \/>\nSlob<br \/>\nSnow<br \/>\nSocial Security<br \/>\nSupreme Court<br \/>\nTacos<br \/>\nTaxes<br \/>\nTax Returns<br \/>\nTerrorists<br \/>\nTotal Loser<br \/>\nTurtles<br \/>\nUnfairness<br \/>\nVagrants<br \/>\nVampires<br \/>\nVoters<br \/>\nWaitresses<br \/>\nWall<br \/>\nWall Street<br \/>\nWar<br \/>\nWealth<br \/>\nWhite House<br \/>\nWomen<br \/>\nZombies<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep seeing headlines like this: &#8220;Trump Reversal on Fundraising Not Hurting Him.&#8221; So I decided to make up some headlines of my own: &#8220;Trump Reversal on CHANGING HIS GENDER Not Hurting Him.&#8221; &#8220;Trump Reversal on KIDNAPPING POLO PONIES Not Hurting Him.&#8221; &#8220;Trump Reversal on EVICTING CALIFORNIA Not Hurting Him.&#8221; Feel free to create your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,26,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,275,2702],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12611"}],"version-history":[{"count":50,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12661,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611\/revisions\/12661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}