{"id":12593,"date":"2016-05-03T22:21:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-04T02:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12593"},"modified":"2016-05-03T22:21:40","modified_gmt":"2016-05-04T02:21:40","slug":"cruz-suspends-campaign-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/05\/03\/cruz-suspends-campaign-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Ted Cruz On Suspending His Campaign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ted, you&#8217;re a wack and a hack,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m tempted to make a snide crack,<br \/>\nBut I almost feel pity;<br \/>\nIt sure won&#8217;t be pretty<br \/>\nWhen Senators &#8220;welcome&#8221; you back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ted, you&#8217;re a wack and a hack, And I&#8217;m tempted to make a snide crack, But I almost feel pity; It sure won&#8217;t be pretty When Senators &#8220;welcome&#8221; you back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,6,7,3,9,12,1971,17],"tags":[192,227,194,1357,1342,2916],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12593"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12603,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593\/revisions\/12603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}