{"id":12547,"date":"2016-04-28T13:47:16","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T17:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12547"},"modified":"2016-04-28T13:47:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T17:47:16","slug":"cruz-names-fiorina-veep-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/04\/28\/cruz-names-fiorina-veep-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruz &#038; Carly &#8212; A Match Made In Political Hell (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can Carly help Teddy prevail?<br \/>\nHis desp&#8217;rate <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thewrap.com\/5-reasons-ted-cruzs-carly-fiorina-hail-mary-is-absurd\/\">Hail Mary<\/a> will fail.<br \/>\nThough she&#8217;s brighter than Palin,<br \/>\nTed&#8217;s &#8216;woman card&#8217;s&#8217; ailin&#8217;.<br \/>\n(Are we SURE Carly isn&#8217;t a male?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can Carly help Teddy prevail? His desp&#8217;rate Hail Mary will fail. Though she&#8217;s brighter than Palin, Ted&#8217;s &#8216;woman card&#8217;s&#8217; ailin&#8217;. (Are we SURE Carly isn&#8217;t a male?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,2618,21,20,6,7,3,9,1971,17],"tags":[192,2928,194,2699],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12547"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12558,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547\/revisions\/12558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}