{"id":12439,"date":"2016-04-07T18:27:16","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12439"},"modified":"2016-04-07T18:34:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:34:47","slug":"cruz-trump-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/04\/07\/cruz-trump-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ted Cruz&#8217;s Open Limerick To Donald Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cruz was so thrilled by this headline, that he wrote Trump a limerick: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/04\/08\/us\/politics\/ted-cruz-donors.html\"><br \/>\nG.O.P. Donors, Eager to Defeat Donald Trump, Learn to Love Ted Cruz.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Donald, I&#8217;m writing to say<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve a talent for making my day;<br \/>\nCuz of you, the elite<br \/>\nHave embraced me &#8212; a feat<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s far-fetched, without you in the fray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cruz was so thrilled by this headline, that he wrote Trump a limerick: G.O.P. Donors, Eager to Defeat Donald Trump, Learn to Love Ted Cruz. Dear Donald, I&#8217;m writing to say You&#8217;ve a talent for making my day; Cuz of you, the elite Have embraced me &#8212; a feat That&#8217;s far-fetched, without you in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,1971,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2693,2178,2694,1357,2916],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12439"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12439"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12468,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12439\/revisions\/12468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}