{"id":12359,"date":"2016-03-24T15:45:40","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T19:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12359"},"modified":"2016-03-24T15:45:40","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T19:45:40","slug":"trump-humor-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/03\/24\/trump-humor-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Politics Driving You To Drink? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems I can&#8217;t avoid writing about Trump, even while I&#8217;m trying to celebrate <a href=\"http:\/\/pix11.com\/2016\/03\/24\/where-to-celebrate-national-cocktail-day-in-nyc\/\">National Cocktail Day.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I could use a stiff drink. Make it strong,<br \/>\nCuz The Donald is doing us wrong.<br \/>\nThe Trumpian brand<br \/>\nHas invaded our land.<br \/>\nAnd those hands! Kindly pass me the bong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems I can&#8217;t avoid writing about Trump, even while I&#8217;m trying to celebrate National Cocktail Day. I could use a stiff drink. Make it strong, Cuz The Donald is doing us wrong. The Trumpian brand Has invaded our land. And those hands! Kindly pass me the bong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,2495,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2685,2897,2158,1869,2101,2921],"class_list":["post-12359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-cocktail-day","tag-donald-trump","tag-drinking-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-marijuana","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12359"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12367,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12359\/revisions\/12367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}