{"id":1235,"date":"2009-07-01T18:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2010-03-04T01:44:19","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T05:44:19","slug":"sanford-soul-mate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/07\/01\/sanford-soul-mate\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Mark &#8220;Sweet Talker&#8221; Sanford"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford shouldn&#8217;t resign because he&#8217;s an unfaithful, lying, hypocrite  &#8230; although he&#8217;s all that and <strong>more<\/strong>.  He should resign because he&#8217;s a moron!  Only a blithering idiot could, in one breath, publicly describe his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.carolinapoliticsonline.com\/2009\/06\/30\/argentine-woman-is-sanfords-soul-mate\/\">lover as his &#8220;soul mate&#8221; and, in the next breath, vow to salvage his marriage and fall back in love with his wife, Jenny.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Ode to Mark &#8220;Sweet Talker&#8221; Sanford<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Sanford, you need to stay mum<br \/>\nCuz your statements are dumb as they come.<br \/>\nTell me: Why would your wife<br \/>\nTake you back in this life,<br \/>\nWhen your soul mate&#8217;s another? You bum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford shouldn&#8217;t resign because he&#8217;s an unfaithful, lying, hypocrite &#8230; although he&#8217;s all that and more. He should resign because he&#8217;s a moron! Only a blithering idiot could, in one breath, publicly describe his lover as his &#8220;soul mate&#8221; and, in the next breath, vow to salvage his marriage and fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[641,20,777,159,778,6,7,3,9,1172],"tags":[787,2853,1049,786,779,1065],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2690,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions\/2690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}