{"id":12227,"date":"2016-03-02T19:19:36","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T23:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12227"},"modified":"2016-03-02T19:21:36","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T23:21:36","slug":"trump-disses-christie-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/03\/02\/trump-disses-christie-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Chris Christie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I almost feel sorry for Chris Christie. Why? Cuz countless headlines like this really have to hurt: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nj.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2016\/02\/go_home_did_trump_diss_christie_at_campaign_event.html\">&#8220;&#8216;Go home&#8217;: Did Trump diss Christie at campaign event?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Christie, you look like a prop<br \/>\nIn a cheap Trump publicity op.<br \/>\nDid he pay you in gold<br \/>\nFor that soul that you sold?<br \/>\nHow&#8217;s it feel to be treated like slop?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I almost feel sorry for Chris Christie. Why? Cuz countless headlines like this really have to hurt: &#8220;&#8216;Go home&#8217;: Did Trump diss Christie at campaign event?&#8221; Dear Christie, you look like a prop In a cheap Trump publicity op. Did he pay you in gold For that soul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1674,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2903,2897,194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12227"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12227"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12243,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12227\/revisions\/12243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}