{"id":1211,"date":"2009-06-24T15:40:03","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T19:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1211"},"modified":"2010-03-04T01:46:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T05:46:12","slug":"sanford-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/06\/24\/sanford-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Sanford&#8217;s Trail &#8230; Of Hypocrisy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All the explanations for Gov. Mark Sanford&#8217;s absence &#8212; the recharging, the writing, the catching up on projects, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/06\/23\/sanford-missing\/\">naked Appalachian Trail hiking<\/a> &#8212; are officially inoperative.  Come to think of it,  Sanford did take a hike &#8212; from his obligations to his wife and family and to his constituents. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/31522908\/ns\/politics-more_politics\/\">A secret Argentinean affair!<\/a>  Wow!  You have to give the righteous Republican Brownie points for creativity:<\/p>\n<p>Mark Sanford&#8217;s Trail &#8230; Of Hypocrisy (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The myst&#8217;ry of Sanford is solved.<br \/>\nWe have learned an affair is involved.<br \/>\nArgentinean tryst!<br \/>\nNow <strong>that&#8217;s <\/strong> quite a twist.<br \/>\nSay goodbye to his Prez hopes. Dissolved!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the explanations for Gov. Mark Sanford&#8217;s absence &#8212; the recharging, the writing, the catching up on projects, the naked Appalachian Trail hiking &#8212; are officially inoperative. Come to think of it, Sanford did take a hike &#8212; from his obligations to his wife and family and to his constituents. A secret Argentinean affair! Wow! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[641,20,777,159,778,154,6,7,3,9,1172],"tags":[782,783,512,522,2853,1049,702,786,779,1065],"class_list":["post-1211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-values-humor","category-gop-humor","category-governors-humor","category-hypocrisy-humor","category-mark-sanford","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-south-carolina-humor","tag-affairs","tag-argentina","tag-governors","tag-hypocrisy","tag-mark-sanford","tag-philanderers","tag-republicans-humor","tag-scandals","tag-south-carolina","tag-womanizers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2691,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions\/2691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}