{"id":12097,"date":"2016-02-09T17:19:44","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T21:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12097"},"modified":"2016-02-09T17:30:19","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T21:30:19","slug":"gop-2016-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/02\/09\/gop-2016-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Candidates In 5 Lines (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marco Rubio&#8217;s rather robotic.<br \/>\nCarly lies, and Jeb Bush seems neurotic.<br \/>\nThen there&#8217;s Carson, a snooze,<br \/>\nBully Christie, vile Cruz,<br \/>\nAnd the narcissist: Trump &#8220;the Despotic.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marco Rubio&#8217;s rather robotic. Carly lies, and Jeb Bush seems neurotic. Then there&#8217;s Carson, a snooze, Bully Christie, vile Cruz, And the narcissist: Trump &#8220;the Despotic.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2617,72,2618,1674,1550,21,20,1828,1937,6,7,3,9,1971,17],"tags":[2927,192,2928,2903,2897,194,2912,2915,240,2916],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12097"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12097"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12110,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12097\/revisions\/12110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}