Ted Cruz’s victory in the Iowa caucuses means he’ll collect eight delegates to the Republican National Convention.<\/p>\n
Donald Trump and Marco Rubio each get seven from the opening contest in the 2016 presidential race.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m certain “The Donald” is mad. He’s a “LOSER” to Cruz, and I’d add, More embarrassing yet Is his delegate net; It did NOT exceed Marco’s. Poor lad! Yes, not only did Cruz beat Trump by 3.3 percent, but Marco Rubio was only 1.2 percent behind Trump, tying him in terms of delegate yields: Ted […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,2318,1937,6,7,3,9,1971,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2674,2915,2916],"class_list":["post-12075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-iowa-humor","category-marco-rubio","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-ted-cruz","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-iowa-caucus","tag-marco-rubio","tag-ted-cruz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12075"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12084,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075\/revisions\/12084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}