{"id":12009,"date":"2016-01-19T17:38:39","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T21:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=12009"},"modified":"2016-01-19T17:38:39","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T21:38:39","slug":"political-lie-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/01\/19\/political-lie-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Frankly, They&#8217;re Lying (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You probably know this old chestnut of a joke: \u201cHow can you tell when a politician is lying? When his (or her) lips move.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my own slightly less cynical lie detection technique:  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>How do you know that a politician is lying? The word &#8216;frankly&#8217; comes out of his\/her mouth.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina seem especially fond of the word &#8216;frankly,&#8217; but they&#8217;re certainly not alone in having that &#8216;tell.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Pols frequently telegraph lies.<br \/>\nFor example, I&#8217;m quick to surmise<br \/>\nThat a whopper&#8217;s about<br \/>\nTo be told by some lout<br \/>\nWhen he uses the &#8216;frankly&#8217; disguise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You probably know this old chestnut of a joke: \u201cHow can you tell when a politician is lying? When his (or her) lips move.\u201d Here&#8217;s my own slightly less cynical lie detection technique: How do you know that a politician is lying? The word &#8216;frankly&#8217; comes out of his\/her mouth. Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,2618,1550,21,20,6,1120,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2928,2897,194,309,314,547],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12009"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12009"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12029,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12009\/revisions\/12029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}