{"id":120,"date":"2007-06-21T03:03:08","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T07:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/06\/21\/fringe-candidates-and-other-political-fun\/"},"modified":"2007-06-21T04:12:59","modified_gmt":"2007-06-21T08:12:59","slug":"fringe-candidates-and-other-political-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/06\/21\/fringe-candidates-and-other-political-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Fringe Candidates And Other Political Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reasongonemad.com\/columns\/2007\/0609pardon.asp\" target=\"_blank\">Planning the Libby Pardon <\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldnetdaily.com\/staticarticles\/article56107.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chuck Norris campaign promises<\/a>, should he run for president<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* The mighty <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zod2008.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">General Zod 2008<\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* Who Is The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firedoglake.com\/2007\/06\/17\/who-is-the-scariest-gop-presidential-candidate\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scariest GOP Presidential Candidate?<\/a> and GOP Hopefuls Clash Over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6740&#038;srch=\" target=\"_blank\">Who is the Whitest<\/a>\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/satiricalpolitical.com\/?p=848\" target=\"_blank\">GOP Picks Their Own Theme Song: &#8216;A Whiter Shade Of Pale&#8217;<\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>1. I\u2019m Already Against the Next War<br \/>\n2. Nice Hummer\u2014Sorry About Your Penis<br \/>\n3. America: One Nation Under Surveillance<br \/>\n4. Of Course It Hurts, You\u2019re Getting Screwed by an Elephant<br \/>\n5. Evolution Is Just a Theory . . . Kind of Like Gravity<br \/>\n6. May the Fetus You Save Be Gay<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>(From Daniel Kurtzman\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fightconservatives.com\/Inside-the-Book\/What-Breed-of-Liberal-Are-You.html\" target=\"_blank\">What Breed of Liberal Are You?<\/a>)<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/adweek.blogs.com\/adfreak\/2007\/06\/mike_gravels_su.html\" target=\"_blank\">Mike Gravel\u2019s surreal campaign commercials<\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.princeton.edu\/~rvdb\/JAVA\/elections\/Multiyear3.gif\" target=\"_blank\">Purple America<\/a>. How Americans voted from 1960-2004<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redistrictinggame.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Redistricting Game <\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>* Is America ready for a <a href=\"http:\/\/onegoodmove.org\/1gm\/1gmarchive\/2007\/06\/presidential_fi.html\" target=\"_blank\">Mormon president<\/a>?<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>* What really happened to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/radio_address\/a_nations_gypsy_heritage\" target=\"_blank\">Bush\u2019s watches<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div>*\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thespeciousreport.com\/news.aspx?newsnum=7070015\" target=\"_blank\">George Bush: General Contractor<\/a><\/div>\n<div>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org\/doggerel_200706a.htm#200706182025\" target=\"_blank\">Unimpeachable<\/a>! by Steve Bates\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"font-style: italic\">(This is a post that I am \u201cco-blogging\u201d with Hanan Levin of <a href=\"http:\/\/growabrain.typepad.com\/growabrain\/2007\/06\/free_newt.html\" target=\"_blank\">Grow-a-Brain<\/a>. Thank you, Hanan, for the links you suggested!)<\/span> [tags]Fringe Presidential Candidates, Political Humor Links, Election 2008 Satire[\/tags]<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Planning the Libby Pardon * Chuck Norris campaign promises, should he run for president * The mighty General Zod 2008 * Who Is The Scariest GOP Presidential Candidate? and GOP Hopefuls Clash Over Who is the Whitest\u00a0and GOP Picks Their Own Theme Song: &#8216;A Whiter Shade Of Pale&#8217; * Which bumper sticker would you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,20,3,9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}