{"id":11971,"date":"2016-01-14T18:15:12","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T22:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11971"},"modified":"2016-01-14T19:23:58","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T23:23:58","slug":"ted-cruz-goldman-sachs-loan-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2016\/01\/14\/ted-cruz-goldman-sachs-loan-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Ted &#8220;Everyman&#8221; Cruz  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/01\/14\/us\/politics\/ted-cruz-wall-street-loan-senate-bid-2012.html\">&#8220;Ted Cruz Didn\u2019t Report Goldman Sachs Loan in a Senate Race.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a populist guy to the bone.<br \/>\nI got all that I have on my own.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the message Cruz flacks,<br \/>\nLeaving out Goldman Sachs<br \/>\nAnd that million-buck Senate-race loan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the Day: &#8220;Ted Cruz Didn\u2019t Report Goldman Sachs Loan in a Senate Race.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m a populist guy to the bone. I got all that I have on my own.&#8221; That&#8217;s the message Cruz flacks, Leaving out Goldman Sachs And that million-buck Senate-race loan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,6,7,3,9,1971,17],"tags":[2666,192,194,2664,2665,2916],"class_list":["post-11971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-ted-cruz","category-white-house","tag-campaign-disclosure-rules","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-goldman-sachs","tag-senate-campaign","tag-ted-cruz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11971"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11984,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11971\/revisions\/11984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}