{"id":1192,"date":"2009-06-23T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2010-03-04T01:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T05:47:06","slug":"sanford-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/06\/23\/sanford-missing\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Sanford — Lost? Or Losing It?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know what’s weirder — the fact that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s been missing<\/a> since Thursday, or that his wife doesn’t seem at all worried.<\/p>\n

Mark Sanford — Lost? Or Losing It? (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane <\/p>\n

Gov. Sanford — oh let’s call him Mark —
\nHas left his whole state in the dark.
\nHe’s gone missing, they say.
\nCan they reach him? No way!
\nIs he nuts, or just lost in some park?<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> Here’s my favorite rumor about South Carolina’s missing governor: Mark Sanford may have been hiking naked.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Update 2:<\/strong> Now that Governor Sanford’s fessed up to an Argentinean tryst, I’ve written him another limerick.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know what’s weirder — the fact that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s been missing since Thursday, or that his wife doesn’t seem at all worried. Mark Sanford — Lost? Or Losing It? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Gov. Sanford — oh let’s call him Mark — Has left his whole state in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[777,778,6,7,9,1172],"tags":[2853,779],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2692,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions\/2692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}