{"id":11871,"date":"2015-12-22T23:03:40","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T03:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11871"},"modified":"2015-12-22T23:03:40","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T03:03:40","slug":"smutty-trump-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/12\/22\/smutty-trump-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To A Smutty Candidate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since when is it okay for presidential candidates to lace their speeches with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/12\/21\/politics\/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-disgusting\/\">vulgarisms and obscenities<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump is far worse than a jerk.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a fellow whose mind&#8217;s gone berserk<br \/>\nAnd whose speeches are laced<br \/>\nWith language debased,<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m guessing his &#8220;schlong&#8221; doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since when is it okay for presidential candidates to lace their speeches with vulgarisms and obscenities? Donald Trump is far worse than a jerk. He&#8217;s a fellow whose mind&#8217;s gone berserk And whose speeches are laced With language debased, So I&#8217;m guessing his &#8220;schlong&#8221; doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11871"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11871"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11883,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11871\/revisions\/11883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}