{"id":1184,"date":"2009-06-15T14:41:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T18:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2009-06-15T14:41:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T18:41:59","slug":"dadt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/06\/15\/dadt\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign! (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Dear Obama, our nation can’t wait.
\nPlease stop ousting the folks who ain’t straight.
\nYes, we know your plate’s full,
\nBut I’m sorry — that’s bull!
\nSign a “stop-loss.”<\/a> How long can it take?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Obama, our nation can’t wait. Please stop ousting the folks who ain’t straight. Yes, we know your plate’s full, But I’m sorry — that’s bull! Sign a “stop-loss.” How long can it take?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,771,640,2,168,772,6,7,3],"tags":[773,774,225,776,200,775],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-dont-ask-dont-tell-humor","category-gay-rights","category-law","category-legal-limericks","category-military-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-dadt","tag-gays","tag-limericks","tag-military","tag-obama","tag-stop-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1190,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions\/1190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}