{"id":11725,"date":"2015-11-04T20:20:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-05T00:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11725"},"modified":"2015-11-04T20:21:26","modified_gmt":"2015-11-05T00:21:26","slug":"ben-carson-noahs-ark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/11\/04\/ben-carson-noahs-ark\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Should Ben Carson Captain Our Ship Of State? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carson’s dearth of credentials is stark,
\nAnd being the prez ain’t a lark.
\nBut just mention his lack,
\nBen’s response will be whack:
\nHe says “amateurs built [Noah’s] Ark.”<\/p>\n

Ben Carson’s full Twitter quote<\/a> is: “It is important to remember that amateurs built the Ark and it was the professionals that built the Titanic.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Carson’s dearth of credentials is stark, And being the prez ain’t a lark. But just mention his lack, Ben’s response will be whack: He says “amateurs built [Noah’s] Ark.” Ben Carson’s full Twitter quote is: “It is important to remember that amateurs built the Ark and it was the professionals that built the Titanic.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2617,72,21,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2927,192,194,2639,2640],"class_list":["post-11725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-carson","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-ben-carson","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-noahs-ark","tag-titanic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11725"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11733,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725\/revisions\/11733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}