{"id":11688,"date":"2015-10-29T18:41:13","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T22:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11688"},"modified":"2015-10-29T18:41:13","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T22:41:13","slug":"jeb-bush-rubio-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/10\/29\/jeb-bush-rubio-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Curtains for Jeb?  (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who should quit after last night&#8217;s debate?<br \/>\nIt was <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4092125\/republican-debate-jeb-bush-lost\/\">Jebbie&#8217;s worst showing,<\/a> to date,<br \/>\nA performance dismaying.<br \/>\nHis fans must be weighing<br \/>\nTheir option to dump his dead weight.<\/p>\n<p>Jeb&#8217;s attack on pal Rubio failed,<br \/>\nAnd at Marco&#8217;s retort, Jeb just flailed.<br \/>\nThen smooth sailing for Marco.<br \/>\nFrom Jeb? Not a spark! Oh,<br \/>\nJeb&#8217;s run has been fully derailed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who should quit after last night&#8217;s debate? It was Jebbie&#8217;s worst showing, to date, A performance dismaying. His fans must be weighing Their option to dump his dead weight. Jeb&#8217;s attack on pal Rubio failed, And at Marco&#8217;s retort, Jeb just flailed. Then smooth sailing for Marco. From Jeb? Not a spark! Oh, Jeb&#8217;s run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,124,21,20,1828,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,325,194,2912,2915],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11688"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11695,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688\/revisions\/11695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}