{"id":11619,"date":"2015-10-21T16:59:12","date_gmt":"2015-10-21T20:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11619"},"modified":"2015-10-21T16:59:12","modified_gmt":"2015-10-21T20:59:12","slug":"paul-ryan-speaker-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/10\/21\/paul-ryan-speaker-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Paul Ryan REALLY Doesn&#8217;t Want To Be Speaker (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have read each <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/politics\/2015\/10\/20\/3714467\/potential-speaker-paul-ryan-just-issued-a-list-of-demands-to-republicans-the-right-wing-isnt-happy\/?utm_source=newsletter&#038;utm_medium=email&#038;utm_campaign=tptop3&#038;utm_term=3&#038;utm_content=5\">Paul Ryan demand<\/a>,<br \/>\nWhich he labels &#8220;requests.&#8221; They won&#8217;t stand.<br \/>\nThere is no way that raucous<br \/>\nSo-called &#8220;Freedom Caucus&#8221;<br \/>\nAssents, and that&#8217;s Ryan&#8217;s scheme grand.<\/p>\n<p>When you don&#8217;t want a job, then you&#8217;re free<br \/>\nTo ask for the world, which you see<br \/>\nIs what Ryan has done.<br \/>\nThey say &#8220;No?&#8221; Then he&#8217;s won&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd back to his old job he&#8217;ll flee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have read each Paul Ryan demand, Which he labels &#8220;requests.&#8221; They won&#8217;t stand. There is no way that raucous So-called &#8220;Freedom Caucus&#8221; Assents, and that&#8217;s Ryan&#8217;s scheme grand. When you don&#8217;t want a job, then you&#8217;re free To ask for the world, which you see Is what Ryan has done. They say &#8220;No?&#8221; Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,14,1481,6,7,3,9,69],"tags":[2635,394,2419,2891,2456],"class_list":["post-11619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gop-humor","category-house","category-paul-ryan","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-wingnuts","tag-freedom-caucus","tag-house-republicans","tag-house-speaker","tag-paul-ryan","tag-wingnut-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11619"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11631,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11619\/revisions\/11631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}