{"id":11589,"date":"2015-10-20T01:03:56","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T05:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11589"},"modified":"2015-10-20T13:19:26","modified_gmt":"2015-10-20T17:19:26","slug":"jim-webb-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/10\/20\/jim-webb-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Open Limerick To Jim Webb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the guy who did nothing but complain about being cheated on time at the Democratic debate?  He&#8217;s actually <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/politics\/first-draft\/2015\/10\/19\/jim-webb-a-blip-in-the-polls-warns-of-an-independent-run\/?_r=0\">threatening to run as an independent<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Dear Senator Webb, get a grip!<br \/>\nIn the polls you are barely a blip.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re so far from ascendant,<br \/>\nA run &#8220;independent&#8221;<br \/>\nIs nuts. Here&#8217;s a tip: You&#8217;ll get zip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the guy who did nothing but complain about being cheated on time at the Democratic debate? He&#8217;s actually threatening to run as an independent. Dear Senator Webb, get a grip! In the polls you are barely a blip. You&#8217;re so far from ascendant, A run &#8220;independent&#8221; Is nuts. Here&#8217;s a tip: You&#8217;ll get zip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,6,7,9],"tags":[192,325,194,2631],"class_list":["post-11589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-republicans","tag-campaign-satire","tag-debate-limerick","tag-election-humor","tag-jim-webb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11589"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11601,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11589\/revisions\/11601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}