{"id":11465,"date":"2015-09-24T17:12:57","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T21:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11465"},"modified":"2015-09-24T17:12:57","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T21:12:57","slug":"rubio-calls-trump-touchy-insecure-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/09\/24\/rubio-calls-trump-touchy-insecure-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m No Shrink, But&#8230; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Says Rubio, &#8220;Trump&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/politics\/articles\/2015\/09\/24\/rubio-calls-trump-touchy-and-insecure\">insecure<\/a>.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat assessment does have some allure.<br \/>\nIs the braggart and gloater<br \/>\nAnd slick self-promoter<br \/>\nDisguising the fact he&#8217;s unsure?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no shrink, so I shouldn&#8217;t opine,<br \/>\nBut I will. (I&#8217;ve been drinking some Rhine.)<br \/>\nCompensation for lacks<br \/>\nCould explain his attacks.<br \/>\nArmchair-whining is done &#8212; need more wine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Says Rubio, &#8220;Trump&#8217;s insecure.&#8221; That assessment does have some allure. Is the braggart and gloater And slick self-promoter Disguising the fact he&#8217;s unsure? I&#8217;m no shrink, so I shouldn&#8217;t opine, But I will. (I&#8217;ve been drinking some Rhine.) Compensation for lacks Could explain his attacks. Armchair-whining is done &#8212; need more wine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,1937,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[2626,192,2897,194,2915,2503,702],"class_list":["post-11465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-marco-rubio","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-armchair-psychology-humor","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-marco-rubio","tag-republican-primaries","tag-republicans-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11465"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11475,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465\/revisions\/11475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}