{"id":11443,"date":"2015-09-18T15:32:53","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T19:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11443"},"modified":"2015-09-18T15:32:53","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T19:32:53","slug":"jeb-bush-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/09\/18\/jeb-bush-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another GOP Debate Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

After yesterday’s 3-verser about the 2nd GOP debate,<\/a> you’d think I’d be done. But apparently not:<\/p>\n

How I loathe the “He kept us safe”<\/a> line.
\nJeb’s revived it. How dare he — that swine!
\nSilly me — I’d have sworn
\n9-11 was born
\nOn Dub’s watch. Were we safe? I’d say nein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After yesterday’s 3-verser about the 2nd GOP debate, you’d think I’d be done. But apparently not: How I loathe the “He kept us safe” line. Jeb’s revived it. How dare he — that swine! Silly me — I’d have sworn 9-11 was born On Dub’s watch. Were we safe? I’d say nein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,72,21,8,20,1828,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,325,194,401,2763,228,2912,548,702,2625],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11443"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11451,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443\/revisions\/11451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}