Does The Donald risk losing his edge
\nWith his RNC loyalty pledge?
\nNo he’ll dredge up some slight–
\nAn excuse for a fight;
\n“They’re not treating me fair,” he’ll allege.<\/p>\n
So if somebody else gets the nod,
\nThis will “prove” that the process was flawed
\nBy “mistreatment” of Trump.
\nThe oath’s simple to dump,
\nAnd he’ll run as a third-party “god.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Does The Donald risk losing his edge With his RNC loyalty pledge? No he’ll dredge up some slight– An excuse for a fight; “They’re not treating me fair,” he’ll allege. So if somebody else gets the nod, This will “prove” that the process was flawed By “mistreatment” of Trump. The oath’s simple to dump, And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,184,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2763,2623,2825,2622],"class_list":["post-11378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rnc-humor","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-gop-humor","tag-gop-pledge","tag-rnc-humor","tag-rnc-pledge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11378"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11387,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11378\/revisions\/11387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}