{"id":11372,"date":"2015-09-02T20:04:25","date_gmt":"2015-09-03T00:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11372"},"modified":"2015-09-02T20:04:25","modified_gmt":"2015-09-03T00:04:25","slug":"trump-v-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/09\/02\/trump-v-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Service Message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No need to closely follow the Donald Trump\/Jeb Bush insult fest. I&#8217;ve summarized it here as a public service:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a weak-on-immigration weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a Common Core weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a low-energy weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re an illegals-loving weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a Hillary-loving, abortion-loving weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a Spanish-speaking weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a liberal, germaphobic weenie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Just think of all the time I&#8217;ve saved you.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No need to closely follow the Donald Trump\/Jeb Bush insult fest. I&#8217;ve summarized it here as a public service: &#8220;You&#8217;re a weak-on-immigration weenie.&#8221; &#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re a Common Core weenie.&#8221; &#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re a low-energy weenie.&#8221; &#8220;No. You&#8217;re the weenie.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re an illegals-loving weenie.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re a Hillary-loving, abortion-loving weenie.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,1828,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2912],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11372"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11372"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11376,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11372\/revisions\/11376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}