Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Trump loves to post petulant tweets,
\nWhiny diatribes, vengeance-spurred bleats.
\nSo his Twitter feed’s littered
\nWith comments, embittered;
\nFrom a feud Donald never retreats.<\/p>\n
If anyone else posted guff
\nLike Trump, (s)he’d be kicked in the duff–
\nQuickly out of a job
\nAnd shamed by a mob–
\nBut when Trump does it, folks say, “Hot stuff!”<\/p>\n
Groundless grievances gin up his life.
\nHe thrives on them, loving the strife
\nHe creates every day
\nWith his vicious display.
\nJust imagine it — being Trump’s wife!<\/p>\n
Within what other country could Trump,
\nA boorish, vindictive old grump,
\nWith “huge” secret plans
\nAttract so many fans,
\nWho greet him with cheers on the stump?<\/p>\n
I fear for our wonderful nation,
\nFilled with folks who think Trump’s our salvation;
\nThis man who dispenses
\nSuch daily offenses
\nSomehow fills them with endless elation.<\/p>\n
Please tell me The Donald can’t win,
\nCuz the drumbeat for Trump is a sin.
\nYou might as well vote
\nFor “Drunk Unc” or a goat…
\nAnd a goat, unlike Trump, has thick skin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Trump loves to post petulant tweets, Whiny diatribes, vengeance-spurred bleats. So his Twitter feed’s littered With comments, embittered; From a feud Donald never retreats. If anyone else posted guff Like Trump, (s)he’d be kicked in the duff– Quickly out of a job And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1550,21,20,6,7,3,9,1661,258,17],"tags":[192,2897,194,2207,1730],"class_list":["post-11338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-donald-trump","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-social-media-satire","category-twitter","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-donald-trump","tag-election-humor","tag-social-media-humor","tag-twitter-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11338"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11353,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11338\/revisions\/11353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}