{"id":11322,"date":"2015-08-20T15:12:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11322"},"modified":"2015-08-20T15:12:37","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:12:37","slug":"ben-carson-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/08\/20\/ben-carson-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Ben Carson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Ben Carson<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Carson&#8217;s soft-spoken drone is misleading.<br \/>\nTo extremists, there&#8217;s nothing he&#8217;s ceding:<br \/>\nAs prez he would order<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefiscaltimes.com\/2015\/08\/20\/Ben-Carson-s-Idea-Controlling-Border-Military-Drone-Attacks\">Drone strikes<\/a> at our border.<br \/>\nMy prescription? Ben&#8217;s brain could use treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Ben Carson By Madeleine Begun Kane Carson&#8217;s soft-spoken drone is misleading. To extremists, there&#8217;s nothing he&#8217;s ceding: As prez he would order Drone strikes at our border. My prescription? Ben&#8217;s brain could use treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2617,72,21,20,2354,116,772,6,7,3,9,1022,17],"tags":[2927,192,194,618,619,2919,2799,776,2391],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11322"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11328,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322\/revisions\/11328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}