{"id":11322,"date":"2015-08-20T15:12:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11322"},"modified":"2015-08-20T15:12:37","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:12:37","slug":"ben-carson-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/08\/20\/ben-carson-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Ben Carson"},"content":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To Ben Carson
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Carson’s soft-spoken drone is misleading.
\nTo extremists, there’s nothing he’s ceding:
\nAs prez he would order
\nDrone strikes<\/a> at our border.
\nMy prescription? Ben’s brain could use treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To Ben Carson By Madeleine Begun Kane Carson’s soft-spoken drone is misleading. To extremists, there’s nothing he’s ceding: As prez he would order Drone strikes at our border. My prescription? Ben’s brain could use treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2617,72,21,20,2354,116,772,6,7,3,9,1022,17],"tags":[2927,192,194,618,619,2919,2799,776,2391],"class_list":["post-11322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-carson","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-immigration-reform","category-mexico-humor","category-military-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-war-antiwar-poems","category-white-house","tag-ben-carson","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-immigrants","tag-immigration-humor","tag-immigration-reform","tag-mexico-humor","tag-military","tag-weapon-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11322"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11328,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11322\/revisions\/11328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}