Be Careful What We Wish For (2-Verse Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Picture Trump with the GOP nod.
\nYes I know that sounds terribly odd.
\nBut its base is bizarre,
\nAnd he’s gotten this far…
\nPlus his rivals are nearly as flawed.<\/p>\n
In theory, this might be a boon
\nFor the Democrats: “Clinton v. Loon!”
\nThere are risks though, galore:
\nIf George Bush could “Trump” Gore,
\nOdds are strong we’d (s)elect this buffoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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