{"id":11190,"date":"2015-07-21T17:03:27","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T21:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11190"},"modified":"2015-07-21T17:06:25","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T21:06:25","slug":"donald-j-trump-state-park-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/07\/21\/donald-j-trump-state-park-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Donald J. Trump State Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New York&#8217;s beautiful Taconic State Parkway is marred by signage litter; ostentatious signs directing people to the non-park known as Donald J. Trump State Park. (Rachel Maddow explains the history of this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/rachel-maddow\/watch\/donald-j-trump-state-park--not-exactly.-486748227809\">non-park with its misleading, annoying signs. She even takes us for a tour in this entertaining video.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Alas, this just-pretend park sits right between our Bayside, Queens house and our tiny summer cottage in Putnam Valley.  So those damn signs routinely haunt and taunt us, which brings  me to this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a fine New York road, the Taconic;<br \/>\nWith its lush mountain views, it&#8217;s a tonic&#8230;<br \/>\nOr it was in the past.<br \/>\nBut the signs it&#8217;s amassed<br \/>\nFor the Donald J. Trump Park? Demonic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York&#8217;s beautiful Taconic State Parkway is marred by signage litter; ostentatious signs directing people to the non-park known as Donald J. Trump State Park. (Rachel Maddow explains the history of this non-park with its misleading, annoying signs. She even takes us for a tour in this entertaining video.) Alas, this just-pretend park sits right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,1550,21,20,156,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2612,2897,282,2611,2614,2613],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11190"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11211,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11190\/revisions\/11211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}