{"id":11127,"date":"2015-07-06T15:06:59","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T19:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11127"},"modified":"2015-07-06T15:06:59","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T19:06:59","slug":"scalia-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/07\/06\/scalia-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Antonin Scalia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you follow the U.S. Supreme Court, you know that Justice Scalia ended the term by hurling some colorful, spoiled-bratty insults at his fellow judges. His behavior was so over-the-top, that Slate created <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/news_and_politics\/low_concept\/2015\/06\/justice_scalia_insult_generator_how_the_supreme_court_justice_would_mock.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_ru\">The Antonin Scalia \u201cSick Burn\u201d Generator<\/a>, an insult creator packed with Scalia-isms.<\/p>\n<p>This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>Using lingo arcane and absurd,<br \/>\nScalia must have the last word:<br \/>\nGives &#8220;the bird&#8221; to his peers<br \/>\nWith &#8220;pure apple sauce&#8221; jeers<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a &#8220;jiggery-pokery&#8221; turd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you follow the U.S. Supreme Court, you know that Justice Scalia ended the term by hurling some colorful, spoiled-bratty insults at his fellow judges. His behavior was so over-the-top, that Slate created The Antonin Scalia \u201cSick Burn\u201d Generator, an insult creator packed with Scalia-isms. This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? Using lingo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,2,168,6,13],"tags":[2314,1904,1013,373,377,1089],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11127"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11127"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11142,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11127\/revisions\/11142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}