{"id":11057,"date":"2015-06-18T15:48:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T19:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=11057"},"modified":"2015-06-18T16:19:32","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T20:19:32","slug":"loretta-lynch-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/06\/18\/loretta-lynch-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To AG Loretta Lynch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a big day for Loretta Lynch.  She was formally <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/at-swearing-in-obama-recounts-mortified-loretta-lynch\/\">sworn in as U.S. Attorney General<\/a> &#8230; and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LorettaLynch\">she joined Twitter<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>So after two back-to-back Donald Trump limericks,  I felt the need for some cleansing with this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>To Loretta Lynch, welcome! It&#8217;s clear<br \/>\nFrom your singular, brilliant career<br \/>\nThat you&#8217;re tough and yet fair;<br \/>\nAbout justice you care,<br \/>\nNever flinching from trials.  Hear, hear!<\/p>\n<p>I even posted it on Twitter yesterday,  a couple of hours after she joined.  Of course I had to alter it a bit, due to Twitter&#8217;s annoying  140 character limit.  Here&#8217;s how it appeared on my <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MadKane\">Twitter feed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>2 @LorettaLynch wlcm! I cheer<br \/>\nUr singular brilliant career.<br \/>\nUr tough &#038; yet fair.<br \/>\nRe justice u care,<br \/>\nNever flinching from trials. Hear, hear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a big day for Loretta Lynch. She was formally sworn in as U.S. Attorney General &#8230; and she joined Twitter. So after two back-to-back Donald Trump limericks, I felt the need for some cleansing with this limerick: To Loretta Lynch, welcome! It&#8217;s clear From your singular, brilliant career That you&#8217;re tough and yet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[76,2,2602,6,7,3],"tags":[2603,2788,1013,373,1093,2926],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11057"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11067,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11057\/revisions\/11067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}