{"id":10939,"date":"2015-03-27T17:12:31","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T21:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10939"},"modified":"2015-03-27T17:12:31","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T21:12:31","slug":"louie-gohmert-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/03\/27\/louie-gohmert-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Louie Gohmert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, it seems <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/political-animal-a\/2015_03\/say_it_is_so_louie054821.php\">Louie Gohmert<\/a> was just kidding the other day when he mentioned possibly running for president.  Damn!<\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick To Louie Gohmert<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Louie Gohmert, I&#8217;m begging you, run.<br \/>\nYour voice in the race would be fun!<br \/>\nNext to you, Trump and Ted<br \/>\nSeem nigh &#8220;right in the head.&#8221;<br \/>\nThen again, where&#8217;d we be if you won?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, it seems Louie Gohmert was just kidding the other day when he mentioned possibly running for president. Damn! Open Limerick To Louie Gohmert By Madeleine Begun Kane Louie Gohmert, I&#8217;m begging you, run. Your voice in the race would be fun! Next to you, Trump and Ted Seem nigh &#8220;right in the head.&#8221; Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,2373,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,194,2920,240],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10939"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10947,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions\/10947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}