{"id":109,"date":"2007-05-04T01:56:47","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T05:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/05\/04\/the-commander-guy-uncensored\/"},"modified":"2007-05-04T02:02:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T06:02:25","slug":"the-commander-guy-uncensored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/05\/04\/the-commander-guy-uncensored\/","title":{"rendered":"The Commander Guy Uncensored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George Dubya, our <a href=\"http:\/\/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com\/2007\/05\/02\/bush-im-the-commander-guy\/\">swaggering action-figure<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/news\/releases\/2007\/05\/20070502-2.html\">president,<\/a> has dubbed himself <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allhatnocattle.net\/5-3-07_commander_guy.htm\">&#8220;The Commander Guy.&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0 Okay, that&#8217;s absurd enough.\u00a0 But here&#8217;s the part you may have missed:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Dub, The Commander Guy.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t care if a zillion die.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll do what I please,<br \/>\nCuz I own all the keys<br \/>\nTo the White House.<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s no lie!<\/p>\n<p>(Sorry &#8212; just one verse of this Popeye The Sailor Man spoof, cause I already did one <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/popeye.html\">full-length Bush\/Popeye song parody<\/a> early in\u00a0Bush&#8217;s presidency.) [tags]George Bush Humor, Popeye The Sailor Man, The Commander Guy, Action Figure President[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Dubya, our swaggering action-figure president, has dubbed himself &#8220;The Commander Guy.&#8221;\u00a0 Okay, that&#8217;s absurd enough.\u00a0 But here&#8217;s the part you may have missed: I&#8217;m Dub, The Commander Guy. Don&#8217;t care if a zillion die. I&#8217;ll do what I please, Cuz I own all the keys To the White House. And that&#8217;s no lie! (Sorry [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,8,20,19,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foreign-policy","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-iraq-war","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}