{"id":10863,"date":"2015-03-11T01:12:45","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T05:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10863"},"modified":"2015-03-11T01:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-03-11T05:13:08","slug":"lindsey-graham-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2015\/03\/11\/lindsey-graham-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Lindsey Graham actually bragged that he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/03\/10\/lindsey_grahams_hilarious_pitch_i_dont_use_email_because_im_too_busy_being_thoughtful\/?source=newsletter\">never uses email because he&#8217;s too busy thinking through problems.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If you never use email, that&#8217;s great,<br \/>\nLindsey Graham, but please don&#8217;t conflate<br \/>\nIt with being a thinker.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re naught but an inker,<br \/>\nSticking staff with the crap on your plate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Lindsey Graham actually bragged that he never uses email because he&#8217;s too busy thinking through problems. Open Limerick to Lindsey Graham By Madeleine Begun Kane If you never use email, that&#8217;s great, Lindsey Graham, but please don&#8217;t conflate It with being a thinker. You&#8217;re naught but an inker, Sticking staff with the crap on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,6,59],"tags":[2590,2789,873],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10863"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10880,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863\/revisions\/10880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}