{"id":10562,"date":"2014-10-15T16:32:29","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T20:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10562"},"modified":"2014-10-15T16:32:29","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T20:32:29","slug":"pollster-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/10\/15\/pollster-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Political Pollsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To Political Pollsters<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear pollsters, you&#8217;re going to town<br \/>\nWith predictions that force me to frown.<br \/>\nEach projection I hear<br \/>\nFeeds dejection.  I fear<br \/>\nEvil clowns will be taking us down.<\/p>\n<p>How I yearn for a spark that gives hope<br \/>\nAnd will somehow allow me to cope<br \/>\nWith our national news<br \/>\nAnd the venom that spews.<br \/>\nUntil then, I&#8217;ll continue to mope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To Political Pollsters By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear pollsters, you&#8217;re going to town With predictions that force me to frown. Each projection I hear Feeds dejection. I fear Evil clowns will be taking us down. How I yearn for a spark that gives hope And will somehow allow me to cope With our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,6,7,3,90,9],"tags":[192,194,1716,2552,2553,1835],"class_list":["post-10562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-polls","category-republicans","tag-campaign-satire","tag-election-humor","tag-political-polls","tag-poll-humor","tag-pollster-humor","tag-pollsters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10562"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10570,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions\/10570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}