{"id":10525,"date":"2014-10-02T01:54:42","date_gmt":"2014-10-02T05:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10525"},"modified":"2014-10-02T02:05:50","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T06:05:50","slug":"secret-service-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/10\/02\/secret-service-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Purloined Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t rat me out.  But while the Secret Service wasn&#8217;t looking, I swiped this limerick from President Obama&#8217;s desk:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Republicans, thank you for caring.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m touched by the worries you&#8217;re airing.<br \/>\nThen again, you&#8217;ll concede<br \/>\nThat my death might impede<br \/>\nYour aspersions on me, now unsparing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t rat me out. But while the Secret Service wasn&#8217;t looking, I swiped this limerick from President Obama&#8217;s desk: Dear Republicans, thank you for caring. I&#8217;m touched by the worries you&#8217;re airing. Then again, you&#8217;ll concede That my death might impede Your aspersions on me, now unsparing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[95,20,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[200,702,2547],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10525"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10535,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10525\/revisions\/10535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}