{"id":1052,"date":"2009-05-25T16:47:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T20:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2009-06-08T01:56:16","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T05:56:16","slug":"ode-to-the-deceitful-cheneys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/05\/25\/ode-to-the-deceitful-cheneys\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To The Deceitful Cheneys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The omni-presence of Dick and Liz Cheney on (as Rachel Maddow loves to call it) &#8220;the TV machine&#8221; is nearly enough to get me to toss out my televisions.  Of course, to have even a shot at avoiding their tortured lies, I&#8217;d have to cancel my Net connection, throw out my radios, and avert my eyes in the unlikely event that I encounter a newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>Ode To The Deceitful Cheneys (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a daughter named Liz<br \/>\nWho joined in the family biz.<br \/>\nThe business was lying,<br \/>\nWith all members vying<br \/>\nFor liar-in-chief &#8212; each a wiz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The omni-presence of Dick and Liz Cheney on (as Rachel Maddow loves to call it) &#8220;the TV machine&#8221; is nearly enough to get me to toss out my televisions. Of course, to have even a shot at avoiding their tortured lies, I&#8217;d have to cancel my Net connection, throw out my radios, and avert my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,641,38,707,20,717,26,719,154,6,7,3,162,9,130],"tags":[2760,711,314,547,2850,204,673,718,2811,220,699],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dick-cheney","category-family-values-humor","category-foreign-policy","category-gitmo-humor","category-gop-humor","category-liz-cheney","category-media-satire","category-national-security-humor","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-rachel-maddow","category-republicans","category-torture-humor","tag-dick-cheney","tag-gitmo","tag-liars","tag-lies","tag-liz-cheney","tag-media","tag-national-security","tag-newspapers","tag-rachel-maddow","tag-television","tag-torture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1146,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions\/1146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}