{"id":10482,"date":"2014-09-02T14:54:49","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T18:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10482"},"modified":"2014-09-02T14:54:49","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T18:54:49","slug":"eric-cantor-wall-street-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/09\/02\/eric-cantor-wall-street-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To &#8220;Poor&#8221; Eric Cantor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s <strong>this<\/strong> for a non-shocker:  Ousted House Majority Leader <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/09\/02\/tea-party-eric-cantor_n_5752924.html\">Eric Cantor (R-Va.) is headed to Wall Street.<\/a>  Cantor is &#8220;joining investment bank Moelis &#038; Co. as vice chairman and managing director&#8221; and &#8220;stands to earn $3.4 million in cash and stocks as a signing bonus, with $1.2 million guaranteed in just his first year.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To &#8220;Poor&#8221; Eric Cantor<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though he lost to a Tea Party ranter,<br \/>\nPlease feel free to stop weeping for Cantor,<br \/>\nCuz he&#8217;s striking it rich.<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t his life just a bitch?<br \/>\nWall Street moolah is quite the enchanter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How&#8217;s this for a non-shocker: Ousted House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) is headed to Wall Street. Cantor is &#8220;joining investment bank Moelis &#038; Co. as vice chairman and managing director&#8221; and &#8220;stands to earn $3.4 million in cash and stocks as a signing bonus, with $1.2 million guaranteed in just his first year.&#8221; Limerick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,20,1193,6,7,3,9,1119],"tags":[2502,194,2501,386,2758,441,2503,1663,385],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10482"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10488,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10482\/revisions\/10488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}