{"id":10419,"date":"2014-08-13T17:51:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T21:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10419"},"modified":"2014-08-13T17:51:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T21:51:17","slug":"rick-perry-awesome-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/08\/13\/rick-perry-awesome-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To “Awesome” Rick Perry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although Texas Governor Rick Perry hasn’t announced yet, it’s pretty clear that he’s planning to run for the GOP presidential nomination. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to some more juicy “oops” moments<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Amusing bits like this<\/a> will probably be the least of it:<\/p>\n

Perry seemed pumped up after his enthusiastic, heckle-free reception at the Register’s Soapbox. When the Register’s moderator thanked him as he came off the stage, Perry said: “You’re welcome. I’m awesome!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Limerick Ode To “Awesome” Rick Perry
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“You’re welcome. I’m awesome!” said Perry.
\nOops, was Perry pumped up? I’d say, “Very!”
\nSeems another prez run
\nBy that man will be fun.
\nNo debate, Rick will help us make merry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Although Texas Governor Rick Perry hasn’t announced yet, it’s pretty clear that he’s planning to run for the GOP presidential nomination. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to some more juicy “oops” moments. Amusing bits like this will probably be the least of it: Perry seemed pumped up after his enthusiastic, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,124,21,20,6,7,3,9,635,17],"tags":[192,2802,194,702,2845,617,2844],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10419"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10419"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10431,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10419\/revisions\/10431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}