{"id":10408,"date":"2014-08-12T17:46:26","date_gmt":"2014-08-12T21:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10408"},"modified":"2014-08-12T17:46:26","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T21:46:26","slug":"gary-kiehne-horse-penis-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/08\/12\/gary-kiehne-horse-penis-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Horse&#8217;s Ass Of A Candidate (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This could very well be the silliest limerick I&#8217;ve ever written.  But when the focal point of a political ad appears to be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tucsonweekly.com\/TheRange\/archives\/2014\/08\/11\/gary-kiehne-gets-biggest-endorsement-of-them-all\">horse with a huge penis,<\/a> I can&#8217;t help myself.  And if you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m referring to, you simply must take a gander at <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2014\/08\/gary-kiehne-horse-penis-ad.html\">Gary Kiehne and his well-hung horse.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Horse&#8217;s Ass Of A Candidate (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a horse who was mad<br \/>\nCuz his penis was used in an ad.<br \/>\n&#8220;How dare you imply<br \/>\nI&#8217;m endorsing that guy!<br \/>\nScratch my likeness.  That candidate&#8217;s bad!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This could very well be the silliest limerick I&#8217;ve ever written. But when the focal point of a political ad appears to be a horse with a huge penis, I can&#8217;t help myself. And if you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m referring to, you simply must take a gander at Gary Kiehne and his well-hung horse. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,26,46,6,7,3,9],"tags":[1811,1220,192,859,194,2524,2763,2046,2775,2525,702],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10408"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10418,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions\/10418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}