{"id":10364,"date":"2014-07-31T17:16:03","date_gmt":"2014-07-31T21:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10364"},"modified":"2014-07-31T17:16:03","modified_gmt":"2014-07-31T21:16:03","slug":"eric-cantor-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/07\/31\/eric-cantor-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Double Dactyl For Eric Cantor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Cantor gave his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/elections\/2014\/07\/31\/eric-cantor-majority-leader-farewell\/13406933\/\">House farewell address<\/a> today.  And that gives me all the excuse I need to post this non-limerick of mine, which I entered in the Style Invitational\u2019s recent double dactyl contest:<\/p>\n<p>Beaterdy Featerdy,<br \/>\nGOP Leader E.<br \/>\nCantor&#8217;s unseated and<br \/>\nOut of a job.<\/p>\n<p>Pundits are shocked by his<br \/>\nUnceremonious<br \/>\nOuster by Brat of the<br \/>\nTea Party mob.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re not familiar with the double dactyl, I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/01\/double-dactyls\/\">summarize their rules here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And, by the way, I lost. You can find the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/style-invitational-week-1080-the-dactyls-and-the-terror\/2014\/07\/10\/b7f5f4f2-0660-11e4-8a6a-19355c7e870a_story.html\">winners\u2019 list here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Cantor gave his House farewell address today. And that gives me all the excuse I need to post this non-limerick of mine, which I entered in the Style Invitational\u2019s recent double dactyl contest: Beaterdy Featerdy, GOP Leader E. Cantor&#8217;s unseated and Out of a job. Pundits are shocked by his Unceremonious Ouster by Brat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,14,6,7,3,9,1119],"tags":[192,2502,2516,194,2501,2758,1504,2503,1663],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10364"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10364"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10374,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10364\/revisions\/10374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}