{"id":10324,"date":"2014-07-17T15:19:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T19:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10324"},"modified":"2014-07-17T15:27:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T19:27:17","slug":"chris-christie-double-dactyl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/07\/17\/chris-christie-double-dactyl\/","title":{"rendered":"Double Dactyl For Chris Christie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you noticed the new wave of stories about Chris Christie&#8217;s upcoming Iowa visit? This renewed coverage of Christie&#8217;s presidential aspirations gives me an excuse to post this non-limerick of mine, which I entered in the Style Invitational&#8217;s recent double dactyl contest:  <\/p>\n<p>Bridgery Fridgery,<br \/>\nGovernor Christie is<br \/>\nStuck in a scandal and<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t bridge the gap.<\/p>\n<p>Oval-aimed dieting,<br \/>\nIndefatigably,<br \/>\nHoping to run as a<br \/>\nSkinnier chap.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not familiar with the double dactyl, I summarize <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/01\/double-dactyls\/\">their rules here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, by the way, I lost.  You can find the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/style-invitational-week-1080-the-dactyls-and-the-terror\/2014\/07\/10\/b7f5f4f2-0660-11e4-8a6a-19355c7e870a_story.html\">winners&#8217; list here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you noticed the new wave of stories about Chris Christie&#8217;s upcoming Iowa visit? This renewed coverage of Christie&#8217;s presidential aspirations gives me an excuse to post this non-limerick of mine, which I entered in the Style Invitational&#8217;s recent double dactyl contest: Bridgery Fridgery, Governor Christie is Stuck in a scandal and Can&#8217;t bridge the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,1674,21,20,1675,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[192,2903,2516,194,1504,1907,2517,1322],"class_list":["post-10324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-chris-christie","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-new-jersey-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house","tag-campaign-satire","tag-chris-christie","tag-double-dactyls","tag-election-humor","tag-light-verse","tag-new-jersey","tag-style-invitational","tag-washington-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10324"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10340,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324\/revisions\/10340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}