{"id":10262,"date":"2014-06-17T10:00:37","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T14:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10262"},"modified":"2014-06-17T10:00:37","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T14:00:37","slug":"gun-range-bar-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/06\/17\/gun-range-bar-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Not-So-Modest Proposal (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Not-So-Modest Proposal (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Want to thin out the NRA crowd?<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a concept that&#8217;s got me quite wowed:<br \/>\nPair a gun range and bar,<br \/>\nCuz those folks won&#8217;t get far<br \/>\nWhen gun-toting drunks are allowed.<\/p>\n<p>(Alas, <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2014\/06\/09\/smallbusiness\/gun-range-alcohol\/index.html\">Combination gun ranges\/bars<\/a> do in fact exist.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Not-So-Modest Proposal (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Want to thin out the NRA crowd? Here&#8217;s a concept that&#8217;s got me quite wowed: Pair a gun range and bar, Cuz those folks won&#8217;t get far When gun-toting drunks are allowed. (Alas, Combination gun ranges\/bars do in fact exist.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[122,20,6,7,3,132,9],"tags":[2506,2262,2505,1209,2033,1207,2034,2504,2244,2037],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10262"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10262"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10270,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10262\/revisions\/10270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}